How you doing there babe, don't mind me
Just thought I'd nab this empty seat
Anyway I'm sure that you were dying to meet me
Even though you look like you'd ignore me completely
Let me tell you something about me and my mates
We're mad gym junkies, my pecks are like steel plate
And I can lift a 10,000KG weight
And babe, the way I squat, you should see the rate I move my
Massive wang
I am the Gold Slinger
All my guns are shining
And the wood I gather for myself ensures my ladder's climbing
I am the Gold Slinger, standing in the breeze
But gold is really heavy and I feel weak at the knees
Yeah, I feel weak at the knees
You wanna know something that happened to me
The other day, just casually
Well me and my boys were keen to get loose
Had so many invites, you know when it's so hard to choose
So we headed to my penthouse for some pre-party booze
To kick back on the deck enjoying pristine harbour views
When I got there, babe, I swear to god
There were 72 cops waiting all around my block
Now I'm not at liberty to tell you why
You just better keep in mind that I'm a mysterious guy
I am the Gold Slinger
All my guns are shining
And the wood I gather for myself ensures my ladder's climbing
I am the Gold Slinger, standing in the breeze
But gold is really heavy and I feel weak at the knees
Yeah, I feel weak at the knees
Oh babe, forgot to ask, what is your name?
And what are you doing on this south line train?
So you're heading off to high school? Well I can tell you all about that
Why don't you stay on this carriage so we can continue this chat
Maybe head back to yours so I can pet your cat
Do you hear me when I tell you that I'm this and I'm that?
Ok...maybe...well, fine I guess I'm not your type
Nah, who am I kidding? Damn! I'm dead sexy right?
Well fuck off bitch. Guess you must be a dyke!
Inspired by Rio de Janeiro’s iconic Carnival Parades comes this epic synth symphony from Brazilian artist Fordmastiff. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 3, 2022